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so a three year old girl goes to school and then returns to her mother crying, saying "the kids at school laughed at me cuz i didnt know the right colors" the mother then went and told her husband. his reply: "i taught her them wrong cuz i thought it'd be funny."

P.s. this is a true story. =]

Added By : annonymous

A grasshopper walked into a bar. The bartendar looked at him and said "hey, did you know there is a drink named after you?" The grasshopper looked puzzled and replied... "You've got a drink named Roger?"

Added By : Susie Cotten

A blonde walks into a convienient store. The clerk behind the counter tells her, "Excuse me ma'am, you left your blinker on." The blonde turns around to look out the window at her car and replies, "No I didn't. Yes I did. No I didn't. Yes I did."

Added By : Brandy Oakes

Two guys were in a bar in chicago one looked at the the other and says "hey you know how the wind blows so much here in the windy city?" the other guy said yes the 1st one says "I bet you can jump out of the 15th story window and the wind will pick you back up"the 2nd guy says "you're full of it no way" the 1st guy saya I'll prove it to you so they go up to the 15th floor the 1st guy opens the window and jumps out sure enought the wind carries him back into the window,the 2nd guy says hey that's cool so he opens the window and jumps to his death then the landlord shows up and looks at the 1st guy and says hey you sure are an a##hole when you're drunk superman.

Added By : william

A blonde executive was driving through the countryside one day when she saw another blonde rowing a boat across a dirt field.

Immediately pissed off, she rolled down her window and shouted out:

"HEY DUMB!#@, IT'S BLONDES LIKE YOU WHO GIVE ME A BAD NAME! IF I COULD SWIM, I'D COME OUT THERE AND KICK YOUR #!$."

Added By : ARC

What did the worm say to the catapiller?

Answer: Who'd you have to screw for the fur coat?

Added By : Kmac

Why didn't the dog play football?
Because he was a boxer ...

Added By : jay sierra

Why did the turtle cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the shell station.

Added By : lola

Setting: Mickey and Minnie Mouse in divorce court.

Judge: I'm sorry Mickey, but mental instability is not a valid reason for divorce.

Mickey: I didn't say she was crazy your honor, I just said she was f*^%ing Goofy!

Added By : The Toothfairies

A married couple was celebrating their 60 anniversary. One man asked him "man you guys look so happy together, how did you make so long" the husband started to explain "well, our first year anniversary we went horse back riding. My wife's horse was not in really good shape. We rode for about a mile and the horse tripped and fell. My wife said "1", we helped the poor horse up and continue on our journey, further down the road the horse fell again. My wife looked at me and shook her head. She helped the horse up and said "2". We continued. As we were going down the mountain the horse lost it's balance and fell. My wife got up off the ground and shot the horse in the head. I looked at her and yelled, "Oh my goodness!!! What the is wrong with you???!!!! She looked at me and said "1".

Added By : C. Vories