"Hey Suckers, there's always a reason to party at Dick's! From birthdays to bachelorette night out, graduation, divorce, parole, or whatever yer celebratin', we've gotcha covered! It doesn't matter if yer party is big or small, young or old, pick one of our joints from the list below and we'll help ya get the ball rollin'!"
Yeah, this is where ya can tell us how great we are, whine, complain or carry on. If yer right, we'll listen, but if yer wrong beware! So, with that in mind, let 'er rip! Ya had fun, let us know and we'll slap a knee for ya. Didn't know what 'cha were gettin' in to? Let us know about that, too. We're always ready for a good laugh.
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